What about Tuesday? (August 13 [Brandon])

Do you have a case of the Mondays?
Do you thank God that it is Friday?
Are you working for the weekend?
Happy Hump Day!
Are you enjoying your "Friday Eve?"
We have all of these celebratory acts that highlight the benefit or detriment for every day of the week, except for Tuesday.
What's Tuesday you ask? Well you see, Tuesday is the day that occurs between Monday and Wednesday. You get a case of the Mondays, and then Tuesday happens, and then it's hump day. It's a magical thing that exists there towards the beginning of the week, but never gets any recognition as being a part of the weekly family.
Here are some things you should know about Tuesdays:

1. They're real. If you look at any calendar you will see right between Monday and Wednesday, there's Tuesday!
2. They're a good day to get things done—a productive day. Since you're not sure they were really real, you were probably unaware of how productive you were on this day as well. When we have nothing to worry about (since it doesn't exist), we tend not to pay attention to what we're actually doing. Think about it. Do you get anything done on the other 4 days of the work week? Do you still have a job? Chances are Tuesdays are when you get your shit done!
3. Taco Bell has "Taco Tuesdays," where you can get $0.49 hard shell tacos—added bonus for knowing the day exists!

So you see, there is a lot of benefit to having Tuesdays around. If only you weren't too busy working for the weekend, you might stop and enjoy it every once and a while.
*This message brought to you by all the Tuesdays that you overlooked, because you were focusing on all the other days of the week. Thanks a lot jerk!